"Theodora Eusebia, I ask you briefly about your undivided attention. I want you to do now what I say. I find it hard, again and again to have to talk to you about this subject!" . Theodora Eusebia paused a moment, looked blankly at her mother and then roared undeterred.
What a 14-month toddler do different - maybe start some discussion with the woman and the mother with respect for and against the sense to sit in the buggy to debate long and wide?
Theodora Eusebia in any case it thought fit, to distribute their protest by painfully-loud sounds through the airport in Dusseldorf. In all Hörgänge all traveler in the perceived distance of 5km.
course called Theodora Theodora Eusebia Eusebia not ... Finally, the personal security be preserved. But that was said about the child. Direction Aglaia-Victoria. Let's call it for simplicity Theo. The mother we call it mother.
Theo crawled so steadfastly on the ground - sometimes down to the store with the expensive leather bags - and then back to the liquor dealer dangerously close to get to the bottles. Mother left of ... Theo then at the last possible Minute remaining to catch and to discuss with her. After Theo had then managed to finally hochzuangeln successfully in the leather bags and chew one expensive piece began as mother transported over our little siren Theo in the buggy. Theo
we stretched a bow in this buggy, cried, raged, defied, spat, kicked. Successful. Mother untied the belt, took Theo to the arm and discussed with her happily ever after on education methodology, sense and nonsense of the unfortunate Taschenkauerei and costs of related actions.
Theo yelled to his mother's tirade unimpressed if happily ever after.
I like children. Very even! Did it myself and two offshoots know all the advantages and disadvantages ...
bin in all the long distance relationship years of countless young pilots aged between 2 months and 14 years between Zurich-Dusseldorf-Zurich rumgegondelt - sometimes I have too, to watch out if they had put on for only so an envelope and traveling unaccompanied were. Or Mom, Dad either, just had time to pee. Actually
always a consistently good experience ... unless maybe the boy who me on approach to Dusseldorf due to excitement to finally see once again his Pa, from top to bottom Vollk .... well, you know what I mean. A girl wanted me sometimes with his father verkuppelt - and ordered it to the same airport.
had there a few funny stories on the way ...!
But never in all the years I came to something like Theo, but above all never such a thing as Theo's mother!
And - the reader knows what's next - obviously sat together in the Theo Mama us pilots. 2 rows in front of me. Theo does not seem to like when she was detained by anything or anyone. But sometimes it's just necessary. Urgently needed, even - for example at startup and load.
"Would you please put on seat belts and buckle up their child by the Zusatzgurt speak to you and the little girl then sat on your lap?" asked the flight attendant friendly but The Theo-Mama. Theo-Mama said: "But my daughter does not like it when it is connected, there is nothing even happen."
flight attendant: "But it's rule and the child must be strapped in - we can not start otherwise.
Mama made as Theo Theo surly flip the belt. This in turn, shouted to the skies, was within minutes, bright red in the face.
The flight attendant also. Mama Theo began to discuss with her.. "A small child does in the educational sense is not good to have him break his will, I do not want my daughter is determined from outside, they should decide for themselves what they want and the wearing seat belts they would not! "
flight attendant - at the end of their patience (Theo finally roared since the boarding 20 minutes!). " If you think it makes more sense for pedagogical, then they let the child hold back at the airport. Do you want it but take with you, then MUSSESJETZTENDLICHANG ESCHNALLTWERDEN "
mother shook angered the head and squeezed by this clear statement Theo finally in the belt this course with their lack of the sensitivity of those present in general -.. And the courage in particular arguing for self-realization. Theo interested neither sensitivity nor any other what - they shouted with all his might. Bad! Stretched struggling to end like a bridge and struck it with his foot to the person sitting next to the colorful, ergonomic certainly valuable children's shoe in his face. "Yes, you now what you get chairs on the planes so close!" enraged the mother - without having to apologize in any form. "poor Theodora Eusebia will, plagued here - just so other people can have their way."
Meanwhile had the batting order, Theo grabbed the long hair of the lady from the back seat and pulled - demonstrating their displeasure - it violently. Would , you agree to be kind to their child values that ! To other people not pulling her hair. - clearly unnerved and asked the right woman Theo's mother said this: "Do YOU now also make MIR rules - it's not enough that my daughter here compelled ?? "is
This went on all the time - an entire flight hour Theodora Eusebia yelled, TE's mother argued with her daughter, the cabin crew, other passengers
I was seldom so happy to finally ground under. ! feet to have What a pesky flight And when I say that it was real glad to be
In all of this has been lost -! and I almost forgot to mention - the fact that I was wedged next to a fellow passenger. clamped control law. The good man had nearly 200 pounds and only fit in the seat, because we are in our 3-series, he got the arm rests folded up and the man a Zusatzgurt to strap around.
I am myself XL, but still definitely still Flugsitz Compatible and Anschnallfähig!
Imagine my pain before - to the side and rolled from the front worn nerves. Then there
Katerlis nose edge green glow due to flight discomfort.
Did I forget something? Ah yes
: 38.5 fever and acute sleep deprivation!
be determined with General Condition: violet crumbles in my items.
has pleased me, but the adoption announcement from the captain.
"Dear guests on board our machine - we say thank you flew with AIR-BERLIN, wish you a good way home and nice stay in Switzerland, I would personally like . A condom protects them from many things I am speaking on behalf of the crew and many passengers still probably a good evening. "!
in mind:
HAPPY LANDING IN NEW THIS WEEK!
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